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panning for gold 

Having diarhea in the shower, most often after a night of heavy drinking and are too tired to make it to the toilet. The phrase is derived from the sight of the loose stool being dissolved away in the shower drain leaving only remnants too large to pass through the grate.
"God, I was so tired I just couldn't make it to the toilet so I ended up panning for gold in the shower"
panning for gold by IamCHERYLv March 7, 2009
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panning for gold 

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.

Panning for gold 

She was panning for gold on Tinder, and caught herself a sugar mommy.
Panning for gold by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Panning for gold 

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.
Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!

Panning for gold 

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
Shortly after dinner last night your dad mom and I were panning for gold
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026