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panning for gold 

Having diarhea in the shower, most often after a night of heavy drinking and are too tired to make it to the toilet. The phrase is derived from the sight of the loose stool being dissolved away in the shower drain leaving only remnants too large to pass through the grate.
"God, I was so tired I just couldn't make it to the toilet so I ended up panning for gold in the shower"
panning for gold by IamCHERYLv March 7, 2009
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panning for gold 

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.

Panning for gold 

She was panning for gold on Tinder, and caught herself a sugar mommy.
Panning for gold by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Panning for gold 

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.
Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!

Panning for gold 

When someone who is delivering a Cleveland steamer is also receiving a golden shower and residual urine falls on the recipient of said Cleveland steamer
Shortly after dinner last night your dad mom and I were panning for gold

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026