panda point 

For each month that you abstain from having sex, you receive one panda point.

Oh man, I have three panda points

panda point by Pool Bear April 12, 2011

Panda-point 

A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce

Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!

Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!

Panda-point by theone0312 April 14, 2010

panda points 

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

panda points by ahicart July 15, 2011

Panda Points 

Game invented in the UK by college students.
Definition; eats shoots and leaves
Gets a girls to cook them food - eats
Gets the girl into bed - shoots
Then gets the hell out - Leaves
The More Girls You Do That Too The More Panda Points You Score

I got panda points on that girl

Panda Points by Ethel Moonunit June 9, 2009

painting the panda 

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

painting the panda by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

Pandapoint 

Because Panda's are very rare and isolated animals they don't made very often. Every month a person doesn't have sex with another human being, they earn a Giant Pandapoint. After a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can bitchslap him/her own ego. After having sex it will start counting at 0 again.

Juan didn't have sex in 3 months, so he has 3 Giant Pandapoints. The 4th month he has sex with another human being, that will wipe out all his Giant Pandapoints. In cause he doesn't have sex after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can bitchslap his ego.

Pandapoint by Ms la E. October 29, 2010