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panda point by Pool Bear April 12, 2011
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Panda-point
A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce
Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!
Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!
Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!
Panda-point by theone0312 April 14, 2010
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panda points
refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.
panda points by ahicart July 15, 2011
Panda Points
Game invented in the UK by college students.
Definition; eats shoots and leaves
Gets a girls to cook them food - eats
Gets the girl into bed - shoots
Then gets the hell out - Leaves
The More Girls You Do That Too The More Panda Points You Score
Definition; eats shoots and leaves
Gets a girls to cook them food - eats
Gets the girl into bed - shoots
Then gets the hell out - Leaves
The More Girls You Do That Too The More Panda Points You Score
Panda Points by Ethel Moonunit June 9, 2009
painting the panda
The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”
painting the panda by akthagod69 March 3, 2019
Pandapoint
Because Panda's are very rare and isolated animals they don't made very often. Every month a person doesn't have sex with another human being, they earn a Giant Pandapoint. After a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can bitchslap him/her own ego. After having sex it will start counting at 0 again.
Juan didn't have sex in 3 months, so he has 3 Giant Pandapoints. The 4th month he has sex with another human being, that will wipe out all his Giant Pandapoints. In cause he doesn't have sex after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can bitchslap his ego.
Pandapoint by Ms la E. October 29, 2010
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