pancake sticks 

Dough that was too runny, so therefore made into green pancakes smothered in powdered sugar.

Corey and I &*#@ed up making dough, so we made pancake sticks.

pancake sticks by corey stewart February 22, 2005

Pancake on a Stick 

Not being good enough, not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome. Basically good for nothing, useless.

"I'm only wanted when uniquely necessary, I'm basically just a pancake on a stick."

Pancake on a Stick by flyasotherguy May 12, 2018