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Personal Pan Pizza 

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pizza 

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

Philadelphia Pan Pizza 

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.
Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!

pizza pan 

A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.
The pizza pan was filling up with snow, so I missed the big game.
pizza pan by Suisare crasher June 23, 2004

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026