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Palesrael 

A country (I hope) that is a combination between israel and Palestine and might happen if there is peace there.
Muslim: fuck israel
Jew: fuck Palestine
Me: guys guys no need to fight, how about we unite these 2 countries and make it into 1 big country and call it palesrael?
Muslim and Jew: you want us to be together? Fuck no bitch!
*shoots me*

Paleotrash 

Stuff that should have been thrown out long ago - but is now so old that it's beginning to have archaeological, historical, or sentimental value.

Alternate form: paleogarbage.
Can I toss this pile of old mail?

No - that stuff brings back fond memories of 2008!

Hey, c'mon - this crap isn't mementos, it's paleotrash!
Paleotrash by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011

Palestian Dumptruck 

When you take a shit on a girl's face then sprinkle your pubes on it and then make her eat it.
My boyfriend gave me a Palestian Dumptruck and it had corn in it.

Palesraeli Dilemna 

A Palesraeli Dilemna is a situation wherein, you really don't care about either side of the argument, but are expected to feign sympathy with one side or the other.
Shlomo Sheklestein: Deez Arabs-uh, dey attack us wid rockets and deeg tunnels. Oi very, New Yoik City.
Tariq Towelheddy: Hhhcck.. hhhhck... de Jooz. Dey tek de land. Hhhhhck. It r belongz to us. HAMAS. Whhhckkkat yoo tink?
(My Thoughts: I really don't give a shit about either of you people or your bullshit. Palesraeli Dilemna.)
What I Am Expected To Say: Oh, such a sad... yeeaah...I have nothing but sympathy, I'm sure there is validity to both arguments.

palestrictic 

Palestrictic is another unusual word used for your lover once this word is used this means your partner will love you forever.
Girl 1: He’s my palestrictic
Boy 1: What does that mean
Girl 1: Ask Nathan he defined it
palestrictic by Dwttt September 4, 2022

Palestress

A mistress saying begging (saying please)
I started to cry when I found out my Palestress wife was cheating on me
Palestress by Smoothie123 September 8, 2022