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Painting the porch 

The act of smearing anal or vaginal discharge/residue/leakage on to your partner's pubic area while receiving doggystyle sex.
I took Becky from behind last night. When I was done, there was poo everywhere!! I don't know if it was the spicy Mexican food or some kind of weird kink, but it was clear from her reaction that she's no stranger to painting the porch!
Painting the porch by milqman August 31, 2018
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painting the porch 

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch