potato painter

When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!

That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!

by Potato Game December 22, 2020

European Painter

A stupid ugly idiot

DD the great European painter

by My The God April 5, 2022

Painter

Very random person in the Crackhead Dungeon server who will find an interest for 2 days then move on to the next one, also really likes roleplaying and asks if we can everyday, also has her status to offline 99.99% of the time.

(Nobody will get this reference)

-“Oh wow, Painter’s finally online!”
-Painter just made another edgy oc!

by Dazzh September 7, 2021

Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.

Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022

Painter’s high

When a painter, or any creative artist, is so intently focused and “in the zone”, their mind feels as if they are “high” and euphoric.

I got a real painter’s high while I was in the zone painting the other day.

by Recoculos April 11, 2020

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs April 13, 2012

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021