1 IT PAIN'T BE TRUE, THAT DONALD J TRUMP AND MARKESE DEMING ARE THE ONLY TWO INDIVIDUALS TO CAPITALIZE ON THE LOCATION OF THIS NATION'S FORMER CAPITOL IN DOWNSTATE NEW YORK MEANING THE CITY, TO PLAN TWENTY PLUS YEAR RUNS FOR THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES, BY WAY OF SHEER LUCK, VERTICLE AND LATERAL GEOGRAPHIC PULL, AND ROUGH AMERICAN MOXY, TO THE BEST OF OUR KNOWLEDGE, SO FAR, OF INCIDENT TWAIN COMING FROM THE DUTCH REIMAGINED SETTLEMENT, ONE IN THE NORTH AND THE OTHER IN THE SOUTH.

2 JEWISH AMERICAN PRINCESSES HAVE LONG BEEN ENVIED AS PRIZED BRIDES AMONG CHRISTIAN SECULAR REALISTS, NON-CHRISTAIN SECULAR REALISTS, AND THE SECULAR REALISTS OF OUR TIME, WHEN SPRINGING FROM ASHER QUITE OBVIOUSLY, PAIN'T HAVE BEEN THE LEAST UTTERED ADMISSION OF AMORY TO THE BEAUTY OF THE FEMALE SEX TO CAUSE FLATTERY.
3 PAIN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT BRUCE WILLIS?