paddling the canoe

The act of female masturbating herself.

I walked into the office bathroom at lunch and caught maryann paddling the canoe.

by Randy Smith June 07, 2006

whatever paddles your canoe

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat".

So you're into that? Well, whatever paddles your canoe, man.

by Deliciously. May 09, 2010

paddle the stink canoe

Basically the same as paddling the pink canoe, except this would be an exceptionally stinky one. The aroma may be reminiscent of rotting fish or salami.

Gosh, every time Doris comes back from the rest room, it smells like stink-finger. I think she goes there to paddle the stink canoe a lot.

by Running out of patience February 01, 2008

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 06, 2004

Paddling The Pink Canoe

a slang "term" for Female Masturbation or "Self Pleasure"

my mom: "knocking on my door "

Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 19, 2022

paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank

John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe

by Jizzl September 18, 2014