C-Y-P refers to Cypress, a suburb of Houston, Texas. A C-Y-P legend is a person, normally an underachieving overweight male, that is born, raised, educated, and works in Cypress. Even if said idler graduates from high school, any post secondary education is out of the question. NOTE: most common ocupations for C-Y-P legends include: janitors, custodians, trashmen, or anyone else that cleans up shit. average income per legend: 12.4 G's/year.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.