oystergasm

An enjoyable experience alone or with others, that is long intense and often indescribable and life altering.

I just had an oystergasm.

by bradwick March 13, 2024

ottergasm

an ottergasm is the act of excreting all bodily fluids onto an otter at once, whilst having an orgasm. it is a magnificent, if not disturbing, process. It's illegal in the states of Texas and Iowa.

I was at the zoo today with my son, we saw a man having an ottergasm. he plucked an otter right out of the tank, he must have been pretty desperate. i covered little jimmy's eyes quick as i could, but he had lots of questions when we got home.

by otttaboiii May 27, 2009