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owen taylor 

Owen Taylor is a highly sophisticated specimen and one of many talents. This genius could play a high intensity game of baseball, curl 1000 kg weights and bake an exquisite cake, that would put Mary Berry to shame, all in 10 seconds. His academic prowess rises him above all others and he never ceases to impress and amaze though he has never led his blinding talents get in the way of his amazing friendliness and modesty. He is the best friend you could wish for but also, with his balls of steel, he is the best lover you could wish for. His rock hard abs are an inspiration to all and will make all of the girls flock. Owen is so incredibly kind that he is too afraid to accept the women’s admiration for him. He could be riding a girl and slapping them silly and STILL not admit their obvious affection towards him. He is the perfect balance between the best porn star and the best scientist. He is the nicest person you will ever meet and is the best friend you could hope for. He is somewhat clueless and quirky but this is only because of his obvious disregard of the advances of loveable girls and that’s what makes him special. No one can deny that he is both the best friend that you have always wanted and the boyfriend that girls have always needed. Girls want him; guys want to be him. A guy who plays sport, looks good, has abs, is intelligent and highly friendly, kind and amusing is definitely the best king of guy. Could you ask for more?
I wish I was that guy... must be an Owen Taylor
owen taylor by Joe Cawthorn July 19, 2018
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Owen Taylor 

Owen Taylor is the pinnacle of mankind. He pulls multiple girls at once, and is superior to anyone else around him at basketball. Not to mention that Owen Taylor’s meat is to die for (coming from personal experience). If your name is Owen Taylor, you are most likely smart in school, but can act a little autistic outside of school.
Person 1: Who’s that good looking dude?

Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
Owen Taylor by $28383&383@3! April 17, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026