The epitome of vanilla, absolutely ordinary (retrocognisexual), insipid, bland, yada³. Obsessed with mediocrity, routine. Possible opposite of an Aspie. Could delete the 'cogni' part to focus on orientation only.
In general, the vast bulk of Tea Partiers are orthocognisexual wet blankets/sticks in the mud/ArchieBunkerSoreAsses; they're no fun & don't want anybody to have any either
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