Orphan Man

A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.

Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man

Orphan Man by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020

orphanmaker 

Orphanmaker means a parent-killer. They kill your parents first making you an "orphan" before giving you Nitro premium to comfort you.

Person 1: Can someone gift me nitro plzzz
Person 2: Just ping the Orphanmaker. Trade your parents for Nitro.
Person 1: No way! I get nitro for free?

orphanmaker by zraviolli August 24, 2023

Orphanian

The emotional feeling experienced when epically rejected, abandoned or orphaned. Derived from being emotionally orphaned.

Dude1: I hear Belinda canceled on you for the Tupperware party on the weekend. How did you feel?
Dude2: Dude, the only way i can describe it is that I'm in a complete state of "orphanian".

Orphanian by QQ-Koala September 23, 2010