Orphan Man

A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.

Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man

Orphan Man by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020

orphanmaker 

Orphanmaker means a parent-killer. They kill your parents first making you an "orphan" before giving you Nitro premium to comfort you.

Person 1: Can someone gift me nitro plzzz
Person 2: Just ping the Orphanmaker. Trade your parents for Nitro.
Person 1: No way! I get nitro for free?

orphanmaker by zraviolli August 24, 2023

Orphanian

The emotional feeling experienced when epically rejected, abandoned or orphaned. Derived from being emotionally orphaned.

Dude1: I hear Belinda canceled on you for the Tupperware party on the weekend. How did you feel?
Dude2: Dude, the only way i can describe it is that I'm in a complete state of "orphanian".

Orphanian by QQ-Koala September 23, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008