Orcasm

A violent ejaculation of the most alpha species, THE KILLER WHALE.

At Sea World, a killer whale was shot out of the pool due to a gargantuan orcasm.

by EdwardFerguso April 26, 2019

Orcasm

When one sexual partner (usually a woman) tells the other sexual partner (usually a male) that they have reached orgasm during intercourse, but in reality they did not. By any means.

After reaching his climax, Robert kissed Jenny on the forehead and asked "Did you finish? I think you finished, but I couldn't tell."
"Y-yeah. Yup. Tooootally finished. I did with you!" Jenny replied, sounding rather unsure.
"Are you using orcasm right now? Are you seriously being orcastic? Jesus. You told me I was good!" Robert retorted.

by itsbean102 August 5, 2014

orcasm

to burst into an uncontolaable fit of laughing and snorting, commonly referred to as orcaing

Nick: Dude, is Taylor having another orcasm again??

Mike: By the looks of it yes, and this one may last 7+ hours.

by pnykolasse February 5, 2009

orcasm

the events following a person believing ones sarcastic remark

bro1: dude, where'd you get that ipad?
bro2: <sarcasm> get it? bro, steve jobs gave me one after he begged me to sell the idea to him. He blew me and made me a sandwich too.</sarcasm>

bro1: really? sweet, you get any money from that?
bro2: i need new pants, just had an orcasm

by jeremy gayson April 1, 2011

Orcasm

The act of lying about an orgasm

Logan's short penis gave her a orcasm.

by Zarnas May 25, 2017

Orcasm

The act of cumming in a fat girl uncontrollably

Johnny was drunk and desperate so he hit up a fat girl at 2 am. He took the whale to pound town and had a total orcasm. He thinks she might be pregnant. He called local wildlife control to report the incident.

by Crazycraig July 30, 2025