oranjizzed

what happens when you're peeling an orange and the juice sprays you in the eye.

AH MOTHERFUCKER!!! this son of a bitch citrus bastard just oranjizzed me.

by dvindisch October 19, 2010

Oranjizz

1. What you say when something is so cool that it makes you want to ejaculate in your pants, but you don't want to say "that's jizztastic" or "orgasmic".

2. Another way to say oranges

1. *waitress leans down to give him a beer"
Rob: oohh that's soo oranjizz
Bob: I know dude oranjizz in my pants
Waitress: what??
Rob: nothin bitch just get me another beer

2. Suzie: Honey you want me to cut you up some oranges?
Stanley: hehe oranjizz....

by Chillinnkillin February 22, 2011