The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.

The opposite of true marriage, which of course is same-sex marriage. Opposite Marriage was endorsed in 2009 by Miss California in an attempt to begin a movement to give rights to heterosexual couples. Supporters of "marriage" have blasted proponents of "opposite marriage" because they say it goes against the traditional definition of marriage between 1 man and 1 man or 1 woman and 1 woman.

see "Divorce"

(noun) antonym of common marriage, a legal relationship of two people who do not secretly or openly wish they could go back and "do it all differently," two people committed to each other, yet still do fun activities such as having sex or going out with friends.

An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.