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An oplik is a person or thing that has a single brain cell or acts like it
Bill was headbutting a brick wall like an oplik
oplik by anonymous September 25, 2020
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Is the name of the great people among us. They are few but powerful. beware of the "Opliger's". They seem to have powers beyond the normal species capabilities. Do not fu** with a Opliger
OMG How did he pull that off? He must be a Opliger.
opliger by crazyb0y January 3, 2013
Proper Noun: The coolest user on the IGN message board system.
opmike is a great user, and I want to have his babies face_love
opmike by John March 20, 2005
a guy with an IQ of 8372626, has a 36 inch cock, gf has anime levels of hot, will give you a boner and make all the pussies wet on sight. this man could take out entire armies with his signature move, "cumsplosion", masturbates so furiously that the force that the cum comes out with completely ablitirates anything in its path. should not mess with this guy
bro watch out! optikk is about to do the cumsplosion!
Optikk by placenta destroyer August 4, 2020
someone that never, under any circumstances, ever, answers a direct question.
Anonymous 1: Did you go to MSU? WTF is your connection to MSU?

Optiking Response: (3 page list of meaningless illegible statistics)

Well judging on the floor play of Garrick Sherman, there is no logical explanation as to why he is not currently the top center of the Big Ten.
Optiking by bigseanpower10 May 24, 2011
Refering to someone with legendary pimp-status that can not be surpassed by a ordinary mortal.
Holy shit...that oplix is the one pimp to rule them all.
oplix by Crackpony June 26, 2003
Oplio doesnt have a defined meaning; YOU decide what it means. It is most commonly used as an inside joke between gay people and hipsters. It is not a sign of hate, but on the other hand, a sign of love and worship.

Oplio is not intended as a swear word. If used in bad context, you will sent to hell: However, you do get second chances, if you deserve it. This decision will be made by the ancient gods, whom we speak to through an extra terrestrial banana phone.

Oplio is also often used as a sign that you need to take a giant shit. Then after, you text a friend saying: "oplio?", he will most likely respond: "oplio! U take big shit, now yes?"

My personal experience with the word Oplio has been great, add Oplio to your dictionary today. AND HAVE FUN!

(Oplio was invented by the ancient GODS, Jonathan and Jonah. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. And dont forget to wear protection!)
Person 1 : "Oplio?"

Person 2 : "Oplio!"

Person 1 : "Lets have SEX!"

Person 2 : "Oplio!"

*Love is being made at this point*
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