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Open the Bakery 

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
Open the Bakery by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016

Open Minded Baker 

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.
Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.