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A dripping, oozing loser; a slave to fashion instead of anything significant or interesting; a person who makes the error of posing as a nonconformist through rigid conformity to a dorfu standard instead of by setting their own goals and standards.

Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!

oozer by Eyewitness November 12, 2008

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oozer

Wearing all black? Is your hair covering one eye so you can't see where you're going? Are your thoughts filled with your appearance instead of what you will accomplish today? Get a life, oozer!

oozer by Eyewitness December 9, 2008

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Oozer

A person so large that they are too large to fit completely into their assigned seat and “ooze” into your seat or arm rest on an airplane or stadium.

The oozer next to me on my flight took up at least five inches of my seat, the entire arm area which made it impossible tor the arm rest to go down.

Oozer by Michael Prowski September 29, 2023

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Oozer

A gooner that actually finishes instead of edging

"Bro I'm not a gooner, I'm an oozer I actually nut

Oozer by NukedNomad October 29, 2023

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Smooth oozer

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.

Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.

Smooth oozer by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009

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Juicy Oozer

A diseased vagina

Ugh! You went down on that 'juicy oozer'?!
std, clap, gnarsty

More than two 'o's indicates lack of treatment.
Ooooooooozer!

Juicy Oozer by Doctor House! May 10, 2010

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ooter

ooter is a nyc slang, meaning a shooter.

Yo pop smoke will forever be an ooter. REST IN WOO

ooter by Zayvibz July 2, 2020

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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