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people named onxum are the epicest and the coolest people of all time. they can just exist and still manage to put a smile on your face they're just THAT epic. the nicest, cutest and the most adorable and lovable human being(s) on the planet. you'll treasure them once you meet them (like i do). they deserve all the love and happiness in the world, truly very epic.

oh and there's only of them.
The one and only, Onxum.
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The slang name for the Ohio Northern University Marching Band.
Jack: Are you doing ONUMB next year?

John: Yes, I love marching band!
ONUMB by tbsonumb December 17, 2008

Ontumquanavious

Used for someone who is worse than down bad or down egregious.
Damn bro you’re down ontumquanavious
Ontumquanavious by Drukqss January 31, 2021
Andie and I are oxum.
oxum by Allan December 15, 2003
I just had a cracking onuma with the lads today!
onuma by Gandhicam November 5, 2018
onum-on ur mom
-bro did you tell her?
-yea bro
-onum?
-yes bro
onum by serelle June 5, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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