Onofrei

He is the best guy friend you will have, he's sweet, nice, cute sometimes hot. He is mostly introvert, he doesn't like talking about himself but he will listen to you like you are some podcast. He is sincere, a playboy but acts like a stupid person. If you have a friend called Onofrei you should be there for him even if he doesn't tell you anything, all his emotion can be read in his actions and facial expressions.

Person 1: Who's that sweet and cute person over there?

Person 2: He's Onofrei, the person you should be besties with.

by Romanian dude December 6, 2021

onofrei

The most wholesome person in your life, if u have a friend named Onofrei you re the luckiest person ever. He/she's introvert, likes to listen to you but he'll rarely talk about himself, the best BF/GF, hot, cute, sometimes even a total bitch

Whose that guy over there?

He's Onofrei, the best person alive!!

by Romanian dude December 8, 2021

Tim D'onofrio

An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".

1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.

- Jimmy Lanz

by jimmylanz September 18, 2011

onofrio

That bitch ass nigga in your squad that always says he'll come out but doesn't.

Jack: I think may come to that party you mentioned.

Ryan: Shut up you know you about to pull an Onofrio

by Slick-prick January 25, 2016

San Onofre Switcheroo

The act of leaving an unwiped, unflushed turd in the toilet of a public restroom. Typically, the initiator will take a dump in one stall and then switch to another stall to wipe and flush before leaving. The intent of a San Onofre Switcheroo is to confuse/disgust those who enter the stall next and make them believe that there is someone out there who didn't wipe before leaving.

Aaron: I'm bored, I think I'll leave a San Onofre Switcheroo in the restroom so it can surprise whoever uses the stall after me.
Zach: Dude, you're disgusting and childish.

by Mizvsaki March 8, 2024

liliana carolina onofre alvarez

bad ass babygirl
d1 freak
mostly 4'11 hella booty
doesnt like showing toes but loves seeing urs
like the sound of pee
amazing head
W sex 10/10 must try again
the loml
cares abt you sometimes
doesn't show you love 24/7 its more like 6/5
talks shit abt her bf
loves her bf
very cuteski
so so cute mc cuteington
so so cutie patootie as well
booty taste like groceries

very dominant in bed
loves sex even tho

damn, there goes liliana carolina onofre alvarez. i heard shes so cool and cute snd badass and 4'11

by thesmoovedude March 25, 2024