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Only on Tuesdays 

The day where you feel like you can do anything.
Bob: Can you touch the rim
Jack: Only on Tuesdays sir

only on Tuesdays 

A term created by Isaih Porter. A stupid answer to a stupid question.
Are you stupid?

Only on Tuesdays.

only on tuesdays 

a phrase said by taurtis from tokyo soul when grian mentioned them glarging. tuesday is glarging day btw
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay
sam: so how was last night? its wednesday
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays
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