When your balls are so sweaty and smelly they could make someone's eyes tear.
I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.