by Matt Wallisis February 19, 2006
A one eyed pirate is when you blow a load in a girls ey while simultaneously kicking her in the shin forcing her to resemble a pirate with one eye and a bad leg
by Jesse May 25, 2004
When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.
by Bainemo August 16, 2004
A sexual 'move' where the male dips his penis into some mango juice (although other juices are sometimes used) and proceeds to poke his partner in the eye with it, causing excruciating pain (hence one eyed). Following this, often after donning a pirate hat, the male penetrates the his partner roughly until they submit by yelling 'aye aye captain' (this is where the 'jim' originates from as jim is a common cabin boys name). After pulling this move not only will you partner be impressed, they will look like JIm the one eyed cabin boy
gossip1: Apparently, Tristan 'one eyed Jimmed' Katie yesterday!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!
gossip2: i heard that she was mad because the mango juice wasn't from concentrate!
by Philly ree June 19, 2008
my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)
by queen of mexico April 8, 2003
a man describing his large penis
by briar gates November 5, 2004