one seed 

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball

A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!

one seed by Nathan G A October 30, 2007

Plant two trees with one seed 

Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

Plant two trees with one seed by 1 Love July 11, 2010

Feed two birds with one seed

A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.

For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”

I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.

Feed two birds with one seed by Professor Computer November 12, 2018

One by one wheat seed 

The one by one wheat seed is a classic Minecraft joke. It is commonly a wheat farm that is only one block. It is commonly used on the first night of Minecraft thus it goes very well with The Green Top.

"Bruh you swear it was only for one night but not only do you got the green top, you got the one by one wheat seed."

One by one wheat seed by Green Top March 25, 2019

Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.

1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.

Chuckin a seedy one by MR BALDY March 4, 2008