One Play

A game you play with people when you are driving. As soon as a person see's a car with one headlight, the person yells one play, and hits the roof with his hand fifteen times. The last person who hits the roof is a mcfaggelwaggel, and has to take off one article of clothing.

Gabe: *hits roof* One Play!
Riley: *hits roof* One Play!
Zach: *hits roof* One Play!
Nathan: *cries and takes off one article of clothing/accessory*

One Play by lovesboysalot July 1, 2009

play one's cards close to one's chest 

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)

"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"

play one's cards close to one's chest by aussieboy322 June 6, 2009

play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood

I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

play the one string banjo by dirtymindforyou February 25, 2006

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) 

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.

Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) by JFinney08 May 26, 2010

Life is a game, but i'm the one being played 

A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.

X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.

Life is a game, but i'm the one being played by Depressed3 October 28, 2021

Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh!

Person 1: Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

playing the one-hole skin flute 

giving a blow job

she loves playing the one hole skin flute

playing the one-hole skin flute by yo mama September 11, 2003