slow on the uptake

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost

"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."

by paptort September 19, 2014

slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.

Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."

by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009

slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person

Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day

by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011

Onslow College

The most swaggest school in the wild west

Man that school has swag it must be Onslow College

by onsloooooow November 2, 2013

onslow

Onslow is a term given to a middle class privately educated teenager who pretends to be part of the working class.
"Onslows" are often seen wearing nike trainers two sizes two big, coupled with labelled grey jogging bottoms (adidas, nike, kangol are common brands) and a visior, from which gelled hair can be seen. Onslows often bop for no apparent reason. They also but on fake Watford style accents, favorite terms "owite?" "rightman?" etc.

"Oi, onslow, do your maths homework before you go to destiny otherwise you'll get a detention!"

by danny baker February 22, 2005