on my dick

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

by RLIL1 January 15, 2008

on my dick

when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her

*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*

friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back

guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!

by M4NI24 March 08, 2010

on my dick

a person who fucks with another person in a romantic-friend way. that person stays committed and keeps coming back.

girl: he's on my dick ..

by babyygie February 18, 2019

on my dick

When a person does something that you dont appriciate much.

Moshe: I need some money to buy a drink.
Me: on my dick.

by Rageous March 26, 2005

On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

by Justin October 13, 2004

My Dick

Is non-existent

I am female

My dick is non-existent because I am female

by Sigmaxxing May 08, 2020

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010