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"I was getting on jump at that party last night"
on jump by élan September 20, 2003
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Planned or having something to do already.
Ready
Willing to do something.
Having something tangible with you.
You: U comin thru tonite ta help us out?
Me: Cant make it bruh i already got somethin on jump.

You: We 'bout ta go to tha studio and record this new track. R u on jump?
Me: HELL YEH im on jump!!

Me: Dayum!! Dem J'z cost 120 but i only got 110. u got 10 dollarz on jump?
You: Aight yo but'chu gottsta hit me back!!
On jump by B-Rob3000 March 15, 2011

jump on the grenade 

a.agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe your buddy is trying to score. NOTE: should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
b.a real man's legal duty.
Okay man, I'll talk to the fat one and you can get on with the hot blonde. I'll jump on the grenade for you tonight.

Jump on the grenade 

While approaching a group of females with your group of friends, sacrificing your night and volunteering to hook up with the ugly one in the group so that your friends can have fun.
Tom I think its your turn to jump on the grenade.
Jump on the grenade by RC Collens November 14, 2003

jump on the grenade 

to fuck an annoying girl that would otherwise be "cock-blocking" on a friend of yours
This fat fucking bitch was runnin' intereference on my boy, and I had to jump on that nasty ass grenade. Luckily, she sucked a mean dick
jump on the grenade by biggle January 31, 2003

Jump on my vibe 

1) A phrase one would use toward another person, telling them to get into a good mood, to be as positive and fun as you. 2) align with my vibe.
Stop being negative, jump on my vibe.

Jump on it 

An epic dance, that EPIC people do.. It is not idiotic in ANY way.

If all fails, jump on it. You can make your own lyrics, too.
"What's up ginger's, what's upppp? x2"
"GINGER'S, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON ITTTT"
Awwww yeahhh. ;D
Jump on it by Gingerrrrrr November 3, 2008
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