by XAZA August 22, 2020
by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011
When a dirty, overweight, sex starved woman hovers around you so much it leaves you with no other option than to fuck her brains out.
by Joe Zarthon September 13, 2006
"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."
by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018
Anatomical slang for a set of testicles that are both low-hanging and pendulous, thus resembling the form and motion of a playground tether ball. Can also be used as an informal title for any male with such testicles.
(As anatomical slang): "A hottie said I had tether nuts, which was pretty cool, but then she went Solange and started trying to hit them like a tether ball!"
(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."
(As an informal title): "Yo Tether Nuts, would you kindly get some longer shorts? Your crown jewels are on display, if you know what I mean."
by Admiral Viggo May 14, 2014
Bob: who do you keep texting?
Cody: ugh. that girl trina. Every time i hit her she keeps coming back to me
Bob: she's such a tether ball
Cody: ugh. that girl trina. Every time i hit her she keeps coming back to me
Bob: she's such a tether ball
by Lukeyboy3 May 23, 2014
The act of finding an old man whose nut sack hangs very low and giving him a large amount of Viagra in order to make his penis erect. Once erect, slap his nut sack and see how many times his nut sack will wrap around his own penis. Whoever gets the most wrap arounds wins.
by kwlab April 1, 2011