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What atheists use to start most of their exclamatory sentences.

Abbreviation for 'Oh My Non-existent God!'
Example 1:
Theist: You can't disprove the existent of God.
Atheist: OMNG, I don't think I can explain the concept of burden of proof to you one more time!

Example 2:
Theist: Jesus loves you, you know.
Atheist: OMNG, would you please step off my lawn!
OMNG by Malleus Dei December 20, 2010
Words you can keep
gaytard:: omg! i won american idol!!
me: shut the fuck up, dude. it's omng.
(you aint a believer.)
omng by lester love July 5, 2008
Related Words
OMNG: New and for now rarely used gamers/chatters exclamation. Maybe invented ( or just widely used ) by two guys running a site, they're called Omega and Jared.

Oh my Nuclear God
Naked
Nasty
Neural

Variant ( as we read in some forums ): Oh my nasty girl
OMNG WTF IS GOIN ON ?

OMNG IT'S PWNAGE!!!!

OMNG! I mean oh my naked god man!

Jar3D and 0m3gA invented that stupid OMNG !
OMNG by mstrDmN September 28, 2006
Internet lingo for "Oh My Nigger God"
Harold: Yo I gots me some new kicks. Aqua 8's. Freshh son!
Marty: OMNG those are sick!
OMNG by kittentits February 25, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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