Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."
Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"
Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"
The smell a woman gets when she stops showering for weeks at a time and her perfume no longer works to cover up that unkempt bo. It eventually creeps down south and fingers come back smelling almostburnt.
Damn!!!! No joke my wife smells just like my grandma did back in the day. Like sour perfume and armpits with a burnt after stank. Its the ole lady stank.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.