Old queef
An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
Old queef by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013
Get the Old queef mug.
Old western queef machine
When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
Old western queef machine by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
Related Words
tired old queen
a formerly fabulous person who's fallen on hard times, a realisation of one's current haggard nature
*getting home at 4am after partying all night and looking in the mirror at myself, noticing how the glitter clumps in the wrinkle lines now, how the skin hangs around a gaunt frame, how the eye bags do sag* "look at you, tired old queen" *fade to black* ~~~
tired old queen by asockworkorange May 27, 2018
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
Hopeslop
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026
trespooping
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026