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Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.
Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.
oPhone by chingaleta September 27, 2012
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A cellphone that has gone missing for days on end. A phone without a home.
I have looked all over the house and checked several lost-and-founds for my phone, but I can't find it anywhere. Please come home, little orphone!
orphone by drwhat June 12, 2013
A child who is neglected by parents who are perpetually on the smartphone or tablet or any other technological device. In other words, the child is made an orphan by technology.
I feel sorry for the orphones as their parents think that checking the latest updates and news are more important than them.
orphone by CSA Y December 12, 2015

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026