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v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman with out their knowledge. see also "learing"
Dude, don't oggle my moms tits.
oggle by obie October 20, 2003
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A state of lust a man enters when in the company of any woman, due to the fact that he really does not see the woman before him. Since behind his dopey glazed over eyes he's putting the image of Jadah over the woman in his presence.
Barnie was oggling Betty but only because she became the mirror image of Jadahin his minds eye.
oggle by Jadah February 5, 2005
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An idiot savant in pedagogy, frequently with an Italian last name, curly hair and pants pulled up to his navel.
That oggle could drone on for days about the calabresi penchant to evade taxes.

Joe De Luca is such an oggle. He can pontificate on the pre-war history of the comparative literature of Gordian vs. Windsor knots, but can't figure out how to shave his own face.
oggle by Socrates73 April 22, 2010

oggle block 

When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.
Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."

Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."

Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."

Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
oggle block by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015

Oggle-Boggle

A person who makes cereal and puts the milk in first.
“Oh my god look over there that person is such an oggle-boggle
Oggle-Boggle by Bomratlider November 10, 2021
An ounce of Weed, Cocaine e.t.c
lad av got an oggle of cheese der
an oggle by scouserboy May 2, 2011

Ogleheimer's 

A condition seen in aging baby-boomers in which the sight of a much younger gorgeous person causes acute memory loss.
Betty: "I'd just finished checking out at the supermarket yesterday when I saw the most incredible sexy young guy in the next line. I walked around a little bit to get some better views and then I followed him to his car. I was about to drive after him, but when I got to my car, I realized I'd left my hand bag at the counter. By the time I rushed back, he was gone."
Boopsie: "I'd say you got a really bad case of Ogleheimer's."
Ogleheimer's by brainyuck June 12, 2011
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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