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octopus beak

An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.
Ouch Dale! That Octopus Beak is gonna leave a mark!
by Swampmoose February 14, 2018
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