Definitions by Swampmoose
octopus beak
An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.
octopus beak by Swampmoose February 14, 2018
balldét
A custom built shower feature, consisting of a high pressure water jet designed to clean a man's balls. This is a luxurious and thorough means to clean an often neglected area. Often seen accompanied by LED lights and magnifying mirrors.
"Hey, what did you think of my new shower?"
"Yeah that Balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new Ferrari!"
"Yeah that Balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new Ferrari!"
balldét by Swampmoose July 16, 2015