An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.
by Swampmoose February 14, 2018
A custom built shower feature, consisting of a high pressure water jet designed to clean a man's balls. This is a luxurious and thorough means to clean an often neglected area. Often seen accompanied by LED lights and magnifying mirrors.
"Hey, what did you think of my new shower?"
"Yeah that Balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new Ferrari!"
"Yeah that Balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new Ferrari!"
by Swampmoose July 03, 2015