Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

Related Words

octophant • Occuphant • octohands • octopaniac • Octopate • Octopath • ovophantuums

ovophantuums

Ovo is a YouTube gamer who formerly streamed on twitch. He was banned due to a simple cum raid that a female took the wrong way. He is a very funny and entertaining man. Being that he is Canadian most things he says are very suspect. Some days he is black and some days he is slightly gay. He streams many games but is most known for NBA 2k and Fortnite. He also only has 1 eye.

Ian: Yo is OVOPhantuums gonna come out today or maybe he might even stream?
Snubby: Dude ovo met a girl on Instagram and she unfollowed him... he’s not streaming for a few days.
Ian: Dang we should just let him be... btw what time you think the code drops tomorrow?

ovophantuums by Ian Bitton August 5, 2018

Occuphant

One whose large size requires the space of more than one seat on public transportation or airplane. (credit: David Witter)

Shoot! I have to get on at an earlier stop. Too many occuphants on this bus!

Occuphant by Weevie September 6, 2005

octohands

A man or woman who can't keep their hand off of someone.

He has octohands. Just wrapping his arms all over me.
I felt smothered.

octohands by cmaslon June 23, 2009

Octopate

To octopate, octopation
To latch on to a person in a long-lasting, unwanted hug. Something similar to a glomp, except an octopation usually ends in a shove and a scream. Sometimes met with writhing and the yell of "RAPE! RAPE!"

1-"I tried to glomp Dave and he threw me off!"
"Wow, that's odd. He must have been having a bad day, it's really hard to octapote him."
2-"Marita totally octopated me outside my English class. Ew."

Octopate by Tara McGowan-Ross March 31, 2007

octopaniac

a person obsessed wit the octopus.

john: this one fine octopus

henry: damn john you fucking octopaniac

octopaniac by yourlocalallknowingdiscordmod April 9, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026