ocock

Tax Evasion

Crooks dad does ocock

by anonymous July 27, 2022

oncock

Some one who loves the doodle - oncock

Look at that oncock - constantly sucking the bosses cock and then having his minions suck his cock. ONCOCK loves the doodle

by maxwell-monty October 21, 2018

4 oclockers

the baddest boys out there doing bad tings. many live in fear of these legends being true and not just myths. however some see these men as heroes of the people because 2 bad tings can make one good ting mathematically speaking

hide your animals the 4 oclockers are here

by spicy mayo January 3, 2018

oocken acken

to take a shet

imma up and oocken acken

by Just__Skye June 4, 2020

5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.

Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

by Mr. The Saint March 9, 2012

12 o'cock

The state of penis when it is facing north, 0 degrees, or 12 o'clock, usually tucked into the waistband.

"...and when she looked away I adjusted to 12 o'cock."

by middlenameskip June 26, 2012

5 o cock shadow

It is when you shave your balls and surrounding areas and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 o clock shadow on your face but the one on your most manly of areas.

My friend took a picture of my cock and balls it was so clear you could see my 5 o cock shadow.

by MitchBoer September 2, 2006