Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 15, 2003

flossing the oboe

(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.

She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.

by mrmantis February 15, 2011

oboe player

the oboe player is a strange breed. do to there shrunken brains do to the pressure put on there head from pushing all that
air thew the tiny hole. they are the most pathetic person you'll see. usual female, they never have drama in the section but look like there drinking a caparison when playing

oh look there are only two oboe players this year again thos pathetic little shits

by oogoommm April 20, 2022

play the pink oboe

To perform fellatio on a male

"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"

by Lord Iffy Boatrace February 13, 2003

Play the Hobo Oboe

To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.

Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.

by Alan the Bwang July 23, 2008

Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.

“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”

by AspergerKing420 November 6, 2021

play the pink oboe

To stroke the penis; to masturbate.

Mark, don't play the pink oboe! Get out of the bathroom and let me use the toilet!

by pentozali August 28, 2006