Obliviati 

plural noun: (singular: obliviatomiton) Refers to groups of people who walk in public in their own little bubble completely unaware of their surroundings including other people, traffic, the weather, natural disasters, and bears.

I'm late because I couldn't take a left on freakin' Union Ave because of all the obliviati milling about.

Watch where you're walking you dumb-ass obliviatomiton!

Obliviati by seattlewondergirl March 7, 2011

Obliviot 

An oblivious idiot.

Someone who stops in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket blocking the way with their trolley so nobody can get past and not even realise it. Can be applied to many similar situations.

Obliviot by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003

Natural Obligation 

A euphemism reffering to sexual intercourse, according to a Ugandan news host.

"Do you perform the natural obligation?"

Natural Obligation by Janiktheinformer December 28, 2022

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

Oblication 

Taking valuable vacation time and dollars for obligatory family or friend visits. Usually oblications blow your PTO balance at work, meaning you will not have a real vacation in the foreseable future.

We didn't make it to the Carribean this year because we sent spring break on an oblication to see the in-laws.

Oblication by Karen H February 13, 2008

Oblivibitch 

A woman who is completely oblivious to what's going on around her.

Can you believe that oblivibitch just stood there while her child just spilled a container of bubbles down my child's back?

Oblivibitch by HBIC412 July 27, 2015

[Oblivite] 

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.

Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "

[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016