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The most awful place imaginable. Where every bad thing you can think of can possibly happen. A doomed place no person deserves to spend eternity in, except Justin Bieber.
Ted: Yo did that kid really play you in NBA 2k10?

Bud: Yeah. He was beating me at first, but then I fuckin sent his whole team to obliticry. Destroyed their asses.
obliticry by Raul Bloodworth April 7, 2010

Obamysticism 

Expectatives or hopes made religion based on the dreamy discourse of Obama and his promises of change that goes beyond or contrary to reality
The Obamysticism of a greener future crashes with the reality of the higher costs of alternative energy sources which are less efficient than traditional sources of energy.
Obamysticism by Guille da Maus April 1, 2009

Obnistic 

1. Messed up, Incorrect, Unclear
2. F’d Up.
What ever the problem, this material list is obnistic.

All of his fellow co-workers believe Earl was obnistic when he chose George Bush for President a second term.
Obnistic by Sam Hearawls April 5, 2010

balistic 

my dad was being a crabass and went balistic on me for not doing the dishes.
balistic by goawaypls February 16, 2021

Balistic 

An Incredibly Scottish mini-mod who was the creator of the FNG Sims Group.

He is also a ratio merchant and is an excellent Junior Mod, and one day will be a great mod for the TheOfficialFNG Discord Server soon.
"ratio"

-Balistic, June 30, 2021, after he ratioed someone complaining about ratios

Obamistic 

Remaining ever optimistic about the Obama administration despite the outcome of the President's policies.
I'm quite obamistic about our President's plan to reform healthcare. I'm sure it will benefit every American!

She's so Obamistic, she's living in la-la land.
Obamistic by Marcy May November 10, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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