1. No problem
2. Neopoints (Points on a website called Neopets)
1.
Bob- Thanks for the ice cream.
Sally- Np.

2. The tooth-faerie gave me 10000 np!
by Dorcas Meadowes July 11, 2005
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1) An abbreviation for no problem
2) Nigga please

both used in chats/texts/emails...etc
a: son, thanks for the sam adams
b: np

a: yo at that party last night i fucked 3 bitches
b: NP!
by A.froman September 13, 2009
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nigga please...

4 black pepole to use instead of whatever
Man 1: Nigga, i got chu

Man 2: np... u ain't bout to do shyt...
by adrian kilpat. July 5, 2009
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An exclusive group also know as the non-posers. Members are usually super fun and awesome, and they love to dance and party. To become a member a crazy task must be completed usually involving alchohol. The NPs are a fun but tight knit group that watches out for eachother.
Ah I wish I was a NP they have such a great time!
by NP!!!!!!! November 28, 2010
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Non-penetration special
Last night I gave Sanzo the NPS and she creamed!
by Just Cause i am Wondering January 23, 2009
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Me: "Mom, I bought those potatoes you asked for."

Mom: "Finally, what took you so long you fucking piece of trash!!! -_-".

*np
by DickFelleHome🅱️oi October 30, 2019
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