When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.
Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.
by TeaInTheMoment May 2, 2019
When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
by bkn June 14, 2014
The act of going onto someones Facebook page and liking everything on their page...every video they post,every status they post,everything they comment on or like.
I got bored so i notifaction raped my friend on facebook.
"aw i dont believe!"(friend checks they're facebook page...200 notifications) "i've been notification raped!
"aw i dont believe!"(friend checks they're facebook page...200 notifications) "i've been notification raped!
by merickane January 29, 2011
when one gets fed up with getting notifications on facebook because of a conversation going on under their status even though wat they are talking about may have nothing to do with them.
ZACK is not feeling well.
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^
by Zack Verbit April 16, 2009
the temporary high achieved when you receive an abnormally large number of facebook notifications
Note: the notification can be due to real activity on your profile (such as a picture comment or wall post), fake activity on your profile (such as a group of people having a conversation on one of your photos), or no activity (such as a friend used an annoying application like "compare people" and you were notified for some reason)
Note: the notification can be due to real activity on your profile (such as a picture comment or wall post), fake activity on your profile (such as a group of people having a conversation on one of your photos), or no activity (such as a friend used an annoying application like "compare people" and you were notified for some reason)
I got extreme notification elation when I logged onto my facebook and saw that 78 people had commented on my newly posted picture... I had no idea that many people looked at my albums!!
I was happy to the point of notification elation when 53 notifications popped up on my facebook homepage--but I was majorly disappointed when I saw that all of them were because some bitch tagged me in a shitload of random photos.
I was happy to the point of notification elation when 53 notifications popped up on my facebook homepage--but I was majorly disappointed when I saw that all of them were because some bitch tagged me in a shitload of random photos.
by DanaCath February 21, 2009
"Grace, can I go on facebook for a sec? I need to check my notifications"
"But you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago"
"I know but the battery died so I need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box"
"Ugh, what a notification whore.."
"But you were just on your blackberry like 10 minutes ago"
"I know but the battery died so I need to check again, just in case someone answered my honesty box"
"Ugh, what a notification whore.."
by Janice Booterman April 20, 2009
On Facebook when you comment on a picture or something and come back a few hours later and have a lot of notifications
*comments on pic*
one hour later:
143 new notifications from same pic
"guys, what's with the notification rape?!"
one hour later:
143 new notifications from same pic
"guys, what's with the notification rape?!"
by facebookman March 2, 2009
