not safe for waffles Share definition Flag A topping that simply isn't safe for waffles. "You can't put the universe on a waffle, Joe. It's not safe for waffles." not safe for waffles by thatonesexymotherfucker October 8, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the not safe for waffles mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch