A person who continues to re-live their past by using social media sites like Facebook to find out what their old classmates and friends have been up to despite not having spoken to them since graduation.
Sally knew all about her ex best friend, Lacy because she had been her nostalgiastalker since they friended each other on Facebook.
Nostalgia Sack: A condition of psychological captivity held over you by the past works of certain artists or pop-culture properties that makes it impossible for you to dislike anything they do in later years, to such an extent that you would stop supporting them.
EG. "Green Day have sucked since 2004, but they know it doesn't matter, they've got you by the nostalgia sack. All they have to do is promise to play tracks off of "Dookie" and you'll continue to help them buy new Yachts while excusing their awful fucking music.
When you get a taste of nostalgia, then get a very sad feeling which forces you to get more engaged in that topic of nostalgia sending you into a deeper sadness but you honestly don't give two fucks
Friend 1: Post a meme about Shows such as (Regular show, spongebob, Adventure time,etc.)
Friend 2: I wanna cry .
Friend 1: Oh god, I just got Nostalgia sickness.
Friend 2: yAh WuT???
Friend 1: I'm about to rewatch all of these shows, I don't give a fuck how sad or depressed I get.
Friend 2: Yeah you do that while I go Cry in my closet real quick.
Low quality items, typically found on the Tiktok shop, which have a retro theme. They are typically bought by Gen Zers who never experienced the time period the items are inspired by.
Person 1: Check out this microphone I got, it sounds just like those Xbox 360 ones!
Person 2: Dude, thats nostalgia slop; You wasted your money.