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Spurious claim made by a recalcitrant party that an impasse results from past-actions of another party when that other party is open to new attempts.
-- So she thought he lacked fomo.

-- Yeah, but, really, he was nogo.

-- And now he's all for not pretext-dwelling on past-cases, but she still takes an obstructionist noshow position.
noshow by sukadog May 3, 2011

Noshow rizz 

To he able to pull a girl without even needing to reveal yourself
I don’t even know what Frankie looks like and I still like him, he definitely has noshow rizz
Noshow rizz by Fruka05 June 16, 2022

Procrastinatory Noshow 

Usually an acquaintance or friend that promises to visit you and friends for social events like Clubs, beaches, restaurant meet and greets, or just chilling at a friend's house only to constantly procrastinate and never show up. They also are known to get angry at inviting friends and exclaim "Why don't you guys ever visit me where I'm at?" as a week counter.
Shy: Hay Loni, are you actually coming to the party on June 15th or gonna just say you are or not show up?
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?

Loni: (from comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
Procrastinatory Noshow by Shockdragon September 15, 2018
(n.) A person who signs up or talks about attending certain events, but never shows up.
Fred: Hey, where is Bob? I have his name here on the sign up sheet.

Lindsey: Man, that tool Bob never comes when he says he will. What a no show.
no show by trongee January 7, 2008

No-show mo-fo 

No-show Mo-Fo (nō shoh 'mæu.fæu)

noun

Definition: slang / meaning/ Flake.

Someone who flakes; does not show up to where they are supossed to be.

2. A person who said that he/she would be at 'this' place, at 'this' time, and fails to show up.
Guy1: "dude, Nate is such a flake! He didn't show up for the races yesterday."

Guy2: "No way! Let's duct tape that no-show mo-fo to the pole at the high school tonight."
No-show mo-fo by DizzieRiot November 12, 2014

No Show Steve 

A person who is notoriously late or doesn't show up for social events. Typically this person is named Steve
Classic No Show Steve at it again
No Show Steve by daddy02134 May 16, 2020