noshow
noshow by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003
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noshow
Spurious claim made by a recalcitrant party that an impasse results from past-actions of another party when that other party is open to new attempts.
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Procrastinatory Noshow
Usually an acquaintance or friend that promises to visit you and friends for social events like Clubs, beaches, restaurant meet and greets, or just chilling at a friend's house only to constantly procrastinate and never show up. They also are known to get angry at inviting friends and exclaim "Why don't you guys ever visit me where I'm at?" as a week counter.
Shy: Hay Loni, are you actually coming to the party on June 15th or gonna just say you are or not show up?
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?
Loni: (from comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?
Loni: (from comfyness of her bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
Procrastinatory Noshow by Shockdragon September 15, 2018
No-show mo-fo
No-show Mo-Fo (nō shoh 'mæu.fæu)
noun
Definition: slang / meaning/ Flake.
Someone who flakes; does not show up to where they are supossed to be.
2. A person who said that he/she would be at 'this' place, at 'this' time, and fails to show up.
noun
Definition: slang / meaning/ Flake.
Someone who flakes; does not show up to where they are supossed to be.
2. A person who said that he/she would be at 'this' place, at 'this' time, and fails to show up.
Guy1: "dude, Nate is such a flake! He didn't show up for the races yesterday."
Guy2: "No way! Let's duct tape that no-show mo-fo to the pole at the high school tonight."
Guy2: "No way! Let's duct tape that no-show mo-fo to the pole at the high school tonight."
No-show mo-fo by DizzieRiot November 12, 2014
No Show Steve
A person who is notoriously late or doesn't show up for social events. Typically this person is named Steve
No Show Steve by daddy02134 May 16, 2020
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