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Northeast Ohio 

Ohio is halved much like in respect to New Jersey (Northeast Ohio is like North Jersey and the rest like the more country like South)

Perkins and diners are where we go at about 12-2 AM and are commonly found. Most of the businesses are run by the mafia who are more like local celebrities and everybody knows "somebody". AND YES MOTHERFUCKER WE SAY POP. NE OH is full of places that are fuckin hardcore Youngstown aka Yompton aka THE murder captial, Cleveland (St.Clair), Akron, and Warren. The majority of people here are of Italian or Eastern European ancestry.

Also yes we are home to some of the most disappointing teams in sports (except the Buckeyes which we all love- you are not from Ohio if you don't like them).
Interesting fact: Northeastern sports fans are divided in many aspects( in baseball some like the Yankees and football some like the Steelers)
Most well known for: Lebron James, sweet house parties, and Ohio State Highway Patrol (Statees, sometimes called nazis by locals)
Person from southern Ohio: Yer frem Ohia? (southern Ohio/ West Virginian accent)

Me: I grew up in Youngstown in Northeast Ohio.

Person from southern Ohio: oh... (steps back, doesnt make eye contact)
Northeast Ohio by YoAndro August 13, 2007
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Northeast Ohio 

The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.
Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.
Northeast Ohio by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026