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noobus maximus 

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.
Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.
noobus maximus by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

noobis maximus

A noob that is so noobish in their ways, beliefs, and actions that they are sometimes mistaken for a ass.
According to Jim is the noobis maximus of all sitcoms.

Maximus Noobius 

The scientific term used for a noob.
I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!